Picketers: u mad bro?

Today outside chapel, there were picketers. FUCKING PICKETERS. What exactly are you picketing? The fact that a few people made some comments about chapel that you thought were racist? Sick cause brah. Seriously though, if you are going to have a picketing sing along circle everytime someone says something racial then you might as well glue your ass to the cobblestones. This shit happens everywhere else in the world literally around the clock, and you morons pick THIS incident to get all butthurt about. Listen, no one likes being the butt of a joke, but if you stop your day to let everyone know how outraged you are when this shit happens then you'll never take another forward step in your life. For now I'm suspending my theory that you're all just a bunch of pretentious assholes that are making a huge deal out of sweet fuck all out of some overinflated sense of social justice and sticking to why you're even there, just to be clear.
Why are you protesting for THIS? Really, what's the point? To make the kids that said them feel shitty? All you're really doing is showing them how effective their trolling was. Worst case scenario, the admins come down like a ton of bricks, but that's it. You're doing nothing. NO ONE IS GOING TO CHANGE THEIR MIND BECAUSE OF YOU. Or do you think that racism is a problem at Wheaton? Is that it? *ahem*, NO ONE IS GOING TO CHANGE THEIR MIND BECAUSE OF YOU. The only people that think that this is a big deal are the circle of idiots that were outside chapel this morning. The only people that haven't moved on are the people with "Desire Diversity" signs in the middle of the road. Are you kidding with those fucking signs? If you're going to picket this, you might as well put what you mean on those signs: "I'm not racist. I swear to God." You're all idiots.
Don't stop though. I'm absolutely loving how ridiculous you're being. This is like Christmas morning for me. I omnomnom your signs.